My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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