let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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