I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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