omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
God, you're like boner-b-gone
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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