See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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