The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Can I color on your dick again?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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