What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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