For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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