Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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