I'm gonna have a badass scar
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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