You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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