you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
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