Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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