ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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