i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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