i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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