Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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