remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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