So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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