that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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