lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize
