BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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