ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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