And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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