Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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