This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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what are you doing with your life
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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