Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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