the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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