his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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