you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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