so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize