Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
that is very illegal...i love you.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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