So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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