SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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