Tell her she can't have a vagina
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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