my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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