Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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