They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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