you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Damn victory sex feels great
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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