i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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