Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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