I wish I could punch you in the face.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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