Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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