Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Did I show you my penis last night?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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