Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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