By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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