sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My ATM looks so different sober.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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