i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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