chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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