i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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