thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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