drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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