butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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