even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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