i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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